40 years Ago.............
A program was..... a television show
An application was.... for employment
Windows were..... something you hated to clean
A cursor.... is profanity
A keyboard was.... a piano
Memory was.... something you lost with age
A CD was... a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy you hoped no one found out
If you unzipped in public you went to jail
Compress was something you did to garbage
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
Log on was adding wood to a fire
A backup happened to your toilet
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
Cut you did with scissors
Paste you did with glue
Copy was d soldiers slang
A web was a spider's home
Oracle was just another word
Java was just an island
Pascal was a Mathematicians name
Net was used in fishing
Python was a snake
Mouse.........U hate them sour
Bugs are a nuisance at home
And a virus was the flu!!!
TIMES SURE HAVE CHANGED ALL THAT!
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